xwinter-phoukax

Dear Kraut, Macho Potato, Mr. Potato Head, Ludwig, So, you and my stupid, little brother just celebrated your anniversary. What's it been now, almost a century or so? In human years that must be… two years? Congratu-fuckin'-lations. Look, I'm not gonna pretend that I'm all happy frickin' rainbows and shit about this, alright? My brother is just as stupid as he seems, so it took me a while to believe that something… might actually work out for him. Something like this anyway. It kinda sucked for me in the beginning, you know. In fact, it still sucks for me. Its always, "Doitsu this. Ludwig that. Did you know that Ludi can fuckin' t